How to break a bone.

I bet you probably never broke anything before. Some people like to show off casts, like showing battle scars from breaking something, and getting their cast signed by anybody that will. I would also bet that you are the person standing there watching and thinking that if you broke something you would be noticed. Well its true. I have step by step on how to break a bone.

The first step is planning. You have to figure out what bone you want to break. I would recommend you break something small like you wrist or you could pop your shoulder out. If you want less pain then soak the part of your body you want to break, it softens the bone and it is easier to break.

You might think that your done, that you can go out and break something but you can't, your not done yet your only on step two. You also have to make it look like a accident. You have to have a witnesses. You have to find out how you want to break said bone. You have to find a good way to get into a situation that would involve you breaking the bone. I would advise you not to tell the witnesses, if your using friends, what you are planning to do. The reason for this is to reduce conflict like them trying to talk you out of it or if they plan on telling someone, like your mom, that would suck.

Step three you have to find a good place to break the bone. You have to find a place that will be the perfect environment for your plan. I would suggest that if you were to use a bike, then find a sandy hill and go down with no brakes. That's what I did and I broke my wrist. (I wasn't trying to.) If you plan on "Accidentally" running into a wall after something, lets say a ball, don't, you could possibly pop your elbow out like I did.(I didn't do it on purpose.) Lets just say that the pain wasn't all hugs and kisses by mom and it goes away.

Step four is the most simple step of them all. Go out and break the bone. You may be thinking that this is the most stupid thing you have ever done and it probably is but that's OK. Just make sure that you can get to the hospital as fast as you can. The longer you wait the more pain.

Now that you have accomplished what you aimed for, you can now show off your cast, show any battle scars, and get the cast signed by anybody that will.

When ninjas ATTACK!!

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Three grammar writing exercises.

1- The team won (its) (it's) game. Did you win (yours) (your's), (to)(too) (two)?
The team won its game. Did you win yours, too?

2- They left (their) (there) books (there) (their) (they're).
They left their books there.

3- I hear (your) (you're) about to graduate.
I hear you're about to graduate.

4- (Its) (It's) nice that (there) (their) (they're) friendly.
Its nice that they're friendly.

5- Although I get (alot) (a lot) of colds, I feel (all right)(alright)now.
Although I get a lot of colds, I feel alright now.

6- (Whose) (Who's) prettier (then) (than) you?
Who's prettier than you?

7- Are you tired? I'm out of (breathe) (breath), (too) (to) (two).
Are you tired? I'm out of breath, too.

8- Run back and (fourth) (forth) from (hear) (here) to (their) (there).
Run back and forth from here to there.

9- (Your) (You're) about to (loose) (lose) (your) (you're) book.
You're about to lose your book.

10- Everyone will (accept) (except) the prize (accept) (except) you.
Everyone will accept the prize except you.

11- Do you know (weather) (whether) or not he will give me the prize.
Do you know whether or not he will give me the prize.

12- Many people (choose) (chose) to live in large cities.
Many people choose to live in large cities.

13- Is the doctor (through) (thorough) (threw) with my exam?
Is the doctor through with my exam?

14- What (affect) (effect) does the school (principle)(principal) have on you?
What affect does the school principal have on you?

15- What did he (advice) (advise) you to do? Did you take his (advice)(advise)?
What did he advise you to do? Did you take his advice?

16- (There) (Their) (They're) are (alot) (a lot) of (your) (you're) friends in the boat.
There are a lot of your friends in the boat.

17- I will (buy) (by) a book (buy) (by) Ray Bradbury.
I will buy a book by Ray Bradbury.

Grammar exercise on comma spices and run on sentences

1. Some radio stations have powerful signals, they can be heard in nearby cities.
Some radio stations have powerful signals; they can be heard in nearby cities.

2. One disc jockey reads letters, he also jokes with callers
One disc jockey reads letters; he also jokes with callers.

3. Several stations hold contests, prizes are often albums.
Several stations hold contests; prizes are often albums.

4. Tanya won one contest, she named a song correctly.
Tanya won one contest; she named a song correctly.

5. The sound system is complex, few people could operate it.
The sound system is complex; few people could operate it.

6. The Reds won the pennant they will play in the World Series.
The Reds won the pennant; they will play in the World Series.

7. Last summer we camped, it was the best vacation ever.
Last summer we camped; it was the best vaction ever.

8. Tony has a set of barbells, he lifts weights every day.
Tony has a set of barbells; he lifts weights every day.

9. We saw an old Hitchcock film, it was a classic thriller.
We saw an old Hitchcock film; it was a classic thriller.

10. A raccoon visits our back porch every evening, we call him the Lone Ranger.
A raccoon visits our back porch every evening; we call him the Lone Ranger.

The Chase

Today was a normal day expect for one thing. As I was making my way out the door my dog followed. I threw his ball without looking because I didn't think that anyone was around, no one ever is. I was on my way to get my brand new, bright red wagon. Suddenly I heard a deafening yell. I was so scared that I jumped into the garbage can for protection. As I was peaking out of the garbage I saw the biggest person I ever saw. As a boy my scream wasn't that high pitched but as I saw him look at me with those big saucers for eyes, I screamed the most high pitched scream I could.

I was such a girl as I ran for the ti pi that was in my yard and hide in the corner. As I hear his monstrous footsteps coming toward me I ran to the shed. He saw, I need to run. I was running as fast as my 10 year old legs could go. I seen in movies that when your being chased you need to move around not stay in a straight line. I was wondering as I jumped a car and flailing my arms about if I looked like a moron but, I then thought that some people would do the same thing if they put in the same situation.

I jumped over Mr. Black's back, I realize that the man that was chasing me was trying to reach out and grab me. I then thought of an easy way to lose him. Mrs. White was washing her car so went around her car and she distracted him for a while. I saw a set of trees, I thought that maybe I could lose him there. As I wove in and out of the trees, he was getting closer and closer.


I jumped the fence into Mr. and Mrs. Peters backyard. I thought that they might be home so ran for the front door. I was knocking so hard that my hand started to hurt really bad. I then decided that no one was home. I saw him coming so I ran for the fence and jumped it again. I saw my chance to slow him down, I was going towards a pole and I stopped went around it and kicked him in the shins and ran faster than before. I jumped over the wheelbarrow and the bird bath and ducked in the moving van that was there. I seen Mrs. Black relaxing on her lawn chair, I jumped over her and climbed the ladder that was up against my shed.


He was coming and coming fast. I ran along the fence to the tree. I climbed up high enough that he couldn't reach me. He looked at me with the big eyes and said "Just you wait, you can't stay up there forever." As he was walking away I thought I saw him laughing. When I knew he was a safe distance away I got down from the tree and made a run for it.

I ran and jumped into Billy's play pin. I round the corner and jumped over the next door neighbor's gardener that was mowing the lawn. I seen you guys so I jumped the fence and climbed the dog house and duck and rolled over to you guys. Thats what happened.